Fag Enabler

Jul 22

Jamming out in the company breakroom, Skrillbert makes some sick drops and kicks on his iKush Blow, to see how he can compose the best remix of songs no one would bother listening to in the first place. Unfortunately, Dogmau5 arrives to put a damper on Bert’s fun with some trifling news; he has a report on staplers due in a few hours! Will Skrillbert be able to fix up his latest nasty shrill Top 40 topping song in time to finally turn in his report? Will his cohort Walla-Walla Washington finally return his keybroard? And will the seemingly only woman in the office finally stop dicking around and learn which Dorito flavor came first? (spoilers the answer to all of them is no)Dilbert is owned by Scott AdamsSkrillex is owned by Sonny MooreWeed is owned by Snoop DoggLight and Sound by NI Massive and “Dave” from Home Depot

one of my friends made a really beautiful picture, holy shit

Jamming out in the company breakroom, Skrillbert makes some sick drops and kicks on his iKush Blow, to see how he can compose the best remix of songs no one would bother listening to in the first place. Unfortunately, Dogmau5 arrives to put a damper on Bert’s fun with some trifling news; he has a report on staplers due in a few hours! Will Skrillbert be able to fix up his latest nasty shrill Top 40 topping song in time to finally turn in his report? Will his cohort Walla-Walla Washington finally return his keybroard? And will the seemingly only woman in the office finally stop dicking around and learn which Dorito flavor came first? 

(spoilers the answer to all of them is no)

Dilbert is owned by Scott Adams
Skrillex is owned by Sonny Moore
Weed is owned by Snoop Dogg
Light and Sound by NI Massive and “Dave” from Home Depot

one of my friends made a really beautiful picture, holy shit

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