I was hungry and there was nothing in the pantry
…except cereal, nutella, and my mom’s nutrisystem microwave meal cup things
so I tried making the tortilla soup one and I put the correct amount of water in the cup and
it boils over so hard in the microwave
and it’s just
this huge puddle of soup
and all I can think of is HowToBasic’s videos
fuck
so I made the mashed potatoes instead, and I was to lazy to boil the water in the microwave, so I put the water in this stupid Keurig coffee maker thing my mom got, it makes like single cups of coffee from a stupid pouch thing
anyways instead of putting a pouch thing in, I just put the water in and put the cup of mashed potatoes under the spout and let it boil
and then
it comes out all over the place since there was no goddamn pouch in the thing
and just
I feel like Homer on the one episode of Simpsons where he tries to make Mr. Burns breakfast
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